@StephenBCramer: I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to.
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@canadian_makin: Me: hello I've run out of toilet paper Front desk: oh I'm sorry for the inconvenience Me: oh no worries, but I've also run out of towels
@Book_Krazy: I really hate it when I have to go to work because my abundant wealth doesn't exist.
@Marcmywords2: When I was younger, I was so stupid, I made bad decisions that will haunt me for the rest of my life. And by "younger" I mean yesterday.
@ilovepie84: I always get "never shake a baby" and "cats always land on their feet" mixed up. Anyways I need a lawyer.