@StephenBCramer: I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to.
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@PAT_E_ROCK: Girl: So, how many inches is it? Pat: How many inches is what? G: You know.. P: Uhhh, about 200 dollars long. G: OMG, It's so big!
@meladoodle: Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to...
@biggsmoke814: Where's Jesus when you need him. There's only 2 fish sticks left and I've got company coming.