@Robert_Beau: I installed a pet door over the weekend, and the dog barked at it, and the cat pissed on it, but the raccoons have got the idea.
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@thenatewolf: THE CHIEF: It was a mission, you weren't supposed to let it get personal. ME: [kissing a missile] We're getting married.
@Fred_Delicious: [sees some cut grass] "Nice" [sees some ripped leaves] "oh yea" [sees a twig with a 6 pack] "holy shit"
@Emonalisha: If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check