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@EndhooS: I invited Jim for dinner
"Jim from church or Jim who travels everywhere by catapult?"
[Loud thud on the roof]
*sigh* "I'll get the ladders"

I invited Jim for dinner
“Jim from church or Jim who travels everywhere by catapult?”
[Loud thud on the roof]
*sigh* “I’ll get the ladders”

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