@bencoffeehall: I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR.
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@lovejulieayn: Snoop Dogg; Shake what'cha momma gave you. Me; Ummm... ok. <vigorously shakes a frozen lasagna>
@p_net: Her: Describe your ideal date. Me: I'd order an extra large pizza. Her: Interesting. What would I be wearing? Me: Oh, you'd be there, too?
@AdrianYoung10: I've just found a mole on my shoulder. I don't know how he got out of the garden but he's cute.