@bencoffeehall: I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR.
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@Jandalize: Horrifically awaiting the day all the shampoo bottles in my shower decide to squeeze me back.
@JessObsess: I may make a lot of typos when I text, but in my defense, I do have to look at the road sometimes.
@tastefactory: *picks up bug, puts it outside* There ya go. *later, bug smashes thru door carrying gun* You should have killed me when you had the chance