@bencoffeehall: I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR.
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@ieatanddrink: Dating tip: Girls like guys who takes control. Pick up a horse and ask "Where should I put this horse?" When she tells you, say no
@SondraDeeMe: I went to the doctor this morning and I have mono. At my age I think I should have surround sound.
@MakesYouGiggle: Not having a date on Valentine's Day doesn't really worry me... It's those 364 other date-less days that are causing me a bit of concern.
@LuvPug: My son- Can I have ice cream? Me- No, it's breakfast Him-The dog just pooped in the living room Me-Clean it up & you can have some ice cream