@bencoffeehall: I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR.
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@shanethevein: Wait, there's a big difference. Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?
@junejuly12: Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again.
@DurtMcHurtt: I always wonder what the nurses reaction was like after I leave a half eaten sandwich in a coma patients hand.
@fireland: One man. One dream. One crazy summer. Three wizards. Fourteen cobras. Ten thousand condoms. I dunno, I'm just listing things.