@bencoffeehall: I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR.
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@Rlpihl: [driving 2 school] *looks back,sees toothbrushes in child carseats WAIT! IF YOU'RE HERE THEN... [cut to kids at home, covered in toothpaste]
@living_marble: Technically, it's only cannibalism if you eat the top half of the mermaid, your honour.
@ClearlyUnwell: I've just realised that I've got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat.
@aveuaskew: Pet names convey familiarity and endearment. For example, honey pot, baby cakes, Succubus.