@ComedicBust: I joined snapchat yesterday; apparently my phone doesn't die fast enough for my liking.
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@tylerschmall: England's gonna have a rude awakening when they go to war and all their knights are actors and musicians.
@evanrhorne: "Chocolate is so yummy it'd probably taste good on mothballs." - inventor of Whopper Candies.
@E_lok44: If you eat a block of cheese and do a lunge, it should balance out, right? Actually, it was less lunge, more trip, but still.