@ComedicBust: I joined snapchat yesterday; apparently my phone doesn't die fast enough for my liking.
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@SondraDeeMe: ME: What's this about? SECRET SERVICE: We can't tell you ME: I can take it SS: *whispers* Your parents didn't take your dog to a farm
@AimeeHelene1: Would I miss my leg or my arm more? (me, lying in bed, deciding which to put outside the blanket for the monster under the bed to rip off)
@ashleycrem: I had children for two reasons; I wanted to start a loving family, and I needed a quick excuse to leave things.