@TonyFratto: I joke but this Scotland thing is nuts. I mean...imagine if Canada ever tried to secede from the U.S.
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@buhsbaby_baby: "MAYBE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION!“ I scream helpfully when I drive past anyone who's car is broken down on the side of the road...
@Marlebean: I broke up with my boyfriend. He was such a jerk. What a goat! -Don't you mean pig? No. He tried to eat my couch!
@beefman138: I will never refer to 'drunk me' or 'sober me' because that implies the second one exists.
@yourpencilskirt: No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking