@crunchenhancer: I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on Halloween.
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@meganamram: Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies
@1followernodad: guys: women are a mystery. women: Here is what we- guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT? women: well for start- guys: Guess we'll never know!
@LizHackett: "Dammit. I had shit planned today." -- a spider being carried out of the house with a cup and piece of paper