@crunchenhancer: I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on Halloween.
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@sucittaM: If my name was Dave I'd text my friends today saying "IT'S FRIDAVE! LET'S PARTY!". They'd be sick of me by Tuesdave.
@minnie_in_pink7: My best friend's marriage is such an inspiration. As a reminder that there are worse things than dying alone.