@TitaniumToplass: I jump out of bushes to give surprise breast exams. I save lives. nnThe police are on the lookout for me. Probably to give me an award.
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@funnyoneliners: I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them.
@deathoftheparty: lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach? float dead in a lake
@rickolantern: Dear guy lighting bottle rocket fuses with a cigarette that's still in your mouth, You're going as a pirate for Halloween.
@BiIIMurray: I think abs are for guys that don’t have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.