@TitaniumToplass: I jump out of bushes to give surprise breast exams. I save lives. nnThe police are on the lookout for me. Probably to give me an award.
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@singwithTaffy: Please, by all means, call my landline. I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon
@frogpissmouth: [punches shark on the nose[ shark: that wont stop me me: are u crying shark: no its always wet & salty on my face
@Swishergirl24: Officer: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pass Officer: have you been drinking? Me: pass Officer: You can't just keep.. Me: pass
@torahhorse: support small businesses like a mouse selling tiny umbrellas or even a bee selling tiny umbrellas