@TitaniumToplass: I jump out of bushes to give surprise breast exams. I save lives. nnThe police are on the lookout for me. Probably to give me an award.
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@TheThryll: You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by simultaneously leaning in for a kiss.
@rickolantern: Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year? Most weddings happen in June.
@Rollinintheseat: I use a wheelchair. Whenever I'm at a job interview and they ask me what my greatest weakness is, I always want to say, "Stairs".