@Ohgoddessitsme: I just accidentally opened the door for a jehovah's Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away.
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@MikeOdenthal: i hate sex and have no libido but i still date because i love explaining to women why the music they like is bad
@TweetsByTheTony: Hey, girl. I noticed you checking out my Hello Kitty socks. Just so you know...the boxers match. *winks*
@SteveKoehler22: When I hear the word "aftermath" - it always makes me hungry. At school, lunch period followed Math class, so we ate "aftermath"
@InternetHippo: JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child