@Ohgoddessitsme: I just accidentally opened the door for a jehovah's Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away.
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@mattgallo123: The only thing more shocking than finding water on planet Mars would be finding me in Planet Fitness.
@noog: World: Hey check out this sport we made called football. America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football.