@KyleMcDowell86: [I just barely squeeze thru the elevator doors as they shut, however my chain wallet get caught, ripping my pants off as the elevator rises]
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@MikeEpps___: Niggas Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram
@Parentpains: I wanna be the reason you get out of bed in the morning, even if it is to make sure the door is locked.
@Hobo_Splendido: Did it hurt when YOU fell from heaven? If so, contact the law offices of Leon Molowitz, and get the monetary compensation you deserve!
@nyctwon: I feel creepy every time I 'follow' someone. Where are they going to take me? I hope its somewhere good