@Black__Elvis: I just blew off some steam and it wouldn't even kiss me afterward.
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@InternetHippo: me: this MAN thinks he's ENTITLED to my time! hey buddy i don't OWE you anything!! my boss: do you…know how jobs work
@Kayditty: Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all.
@sfreeze6: Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook.