@Black__Elvis: I just blew off some steam and it wouldn't even kiss me afterward.
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@anerdonfire2: I'm sorry I ate your food but you just kept taking pics of it instead of eating it.
@ReneeHooray: Playboy's decision to keep models clothed comes weeks after McDonald's decision to serve breakfast all day.
@QwertyJones3: TIME TRAVELER: I'm here from the future ME: Really? Who wins the election? TT: Omg it's such a disgrace ME: You need to be more specific
@AngelaLovesNY: Cardinals are fornicating on my porch again! The birds...not the religious robey dudes.