@heymonroe: I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks.
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@thagr8short1: I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there.
@WheelTod: Certain people have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves But I don't like to point fingers
@AmishPornStar1: Interviewer: Tell me about your future plans. Me: You mean, like, just tomorrow, or for, like, the whole weekend?