@heymonroe: I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks.
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@Spaced_Cowboy00: Women remember something that happened five years ago. I can't remember why I stood up.
@dubstep4dads: [In the back of the car, imitating GPS voice] IN A HALF MILE, TAKE A SLIGHT RIGHT. ALSO PUT ERICS MIXTAPE BACK ON THAT WAS SO GOOD
@LoveNLunchmeat: Of course you have no regrets. Regrets are for people smart enough to know they could have done better.
@cynthiajones11: Granny always said, 'If in doubt, check it out.' My addition: 'If the answer gets your goat, punch 'em in the throat.'