@labyrinthpretty: I just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it???
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@Poutymcgee: See a penny pick it up... All day long you'll have.... A nagging feeling that the previous owner wasn't a "hand washer".
@ImKevinito: I wish cops cared about me wearing a condom as much as they care about me wearing a seat belt.