@labyrinthpretty: I just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it???
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@goldengateblond: Watch 'Titanic' backwards and it's the feel-good story of a ship that rescues a bunch of drowning swimmers and takes them on a dream cruise.
@Dustinkcouch: If I had a million dollars for every time I looked at the negative side of things, I'd have way too many god damn taxes to pay.
@vanluvz1: Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses.