@adamhess1: I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9.
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@SamGrittner: The government has officially replaced all measurements of time with fruit. More news at banana.
@Muath_tu: Apparently you can't get a sick leave just because you're sick of seeing everyone at the office.
@thenatewolf: *Chooses paper towels instead of the hand dryer right as a tree walks into the bathroom*
@sassy__cat6: My 10yo said when they're mean to people they miss recess. A lot of you need to miss recess.