@stewnami: I just burped and fogged my glasses up. Line forms to the left ladies.
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@TechnicallyRon: Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'
@vineyille: Trapped in a crevice. “Go on boy, get help.” The dog chews off my one free arm. “Ok yeah bring that back to town I guess”
@SortaBad: Last night I found out you can make a lot of people REALLY angry if you dress in a Star Trek costume and also carry a light saber