@stockejock: 'I just call it like I see it...' -People giving their unsolicited opinion about their unsolicited opinions.
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@SortaBad: *looks at selfie* "Hmmm I need more flattering lighting" *tries again inside an unlit abandoned coal mine* "ahhh much better"
@thetigersez: The best part about getting older is now when my friends make me mad I just give their kids a gift that contains glitter.
@TheCatWhisprer: They say you should eat 6 small meals a day to lose weight so being an overachiever I have been eating 26 a day.