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@chadchaines: "I just can't wait to hear the audible gasps of amazement from everyone who enters my house."
-Me after spending 6 minutes cleaning

“I just can’t wait to hear the audible gasps of amazement from everyone who enters my house.”
-Me after spending 6 minutes cleaning

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