@3sunzzz: I just checked Amazon again and they still don't sell fire-breathing dragons. I'm a Prime member, this is bullshit.
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@Cheeseboy22: My wife took me to the most amazing 3D movie I had ever seen last night. Half way through it I realized: we were at a play.
@david8hughes: Cop: we know you're in there. Me in a French accent: I am not ere, I am in France. Cop: when will you be back? Me: je ne comprends pas
@Sorrowscopes: Scorpio: Are you really gonna trust NASA? After they left Matt Damon on Mars? Who does that?
@ColIegeStudent: 18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.