@pauleggleston: I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me.
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@caithuls: YOU (trying to insult me): I bet you’re fun at parties ME (insulted but the wrong way): I am not! How dare you
@mrtruthandsoul: I've decided to take some time off Twitter so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back
@Dadpression: "This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we'll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd" -Toddlers