@flukyness: I just cut my hand on a box of band aids if you were wondering how I'm doing at life
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@WeissBrandon: My wife says that we should keep the chocolate milk in the back of the fridge so it stays colder, but personally I just think she's racist
@LuvPug: In High School I was pretty popular with all the boys. I was known as "Hey, will you ask your friend if she likes me?"
@kwirkyKerri: Nice cargo shorts. You may want to dial back that awesome a little. Not really sure how much I can take.