@flukyness: I just cut my hand on a box of band aids if you were wondering how I'm doing at life
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@shelbyfero: "Make it two if you count my great personality - three if we include my charm! Hahahahaha oh um yes it's a table for one."
@CrankyPappy: I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit.
@Cyd10e: Ladies, if Men had PMS they'd get into fist fights, defraud partners, start wars, abuse women, stop paying child support..HEY-wait a minute!