@stockejock: I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys.
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@SamePageDifDay: Soo... I guess when he asked for my number he didn't mean how many lovers I've had?
@iAmDelFreaky: <during sex> Me: Can we pretend I didn't just call you Uncle Joe? Her: Not sure, it's pretty disturbing. Uncle Joe: It didn't bother me.
@2tickytacky: I remember when "Something's eating up data." meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled.