@LuvPug: I just deleted the same tweet twice for two different typos and now I can't tweet it again because it's already been stolen
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@osigat: People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous.
@thejamietighe: Me: GUESS WHO BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE? Neighbour: Get out of my house! Me: You're not even guessing.
@samfromks: Heads up guys, if you ask your wife how to spell ménage à trois she's gonna want to know why.