@Nickadoo: "I just died in your arms" sounds much more romantic than "You're holding a dead body."
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@panmidwest: [Father's Day] ME: I got you this meat thermometer. Hopefully it works well... DAD: Hopefully it works medium and rare too!
@junejuly12: Just heard a woman ask if she left her teeth over there Really hoping this is Halloween related
@dumbbeezie: Marriage is alright if you like someone coming home and telling you about their day in the middle of your movie