@Nickadoo: "I just died in your arms" sounds much more romantic than "You're holding a dead body."
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@Jandalize: I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever.
@AmishPornStar1: Life Tip: If you're ever attacked by a shark, compliment his smile. Sharks are very vain and susceptible to flattery.
@Purple_Pito: My cousin posted a meme in family group chat and my aunt said "maybe this is the year you find a husband like the way you find good jokes" 💀