@LurkAtHomeMom: I just don't get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?
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@_Mo_lee_: Good cop: If you just let us know where the body is, we'll let you go Bad Batman: Ben Affleck
@GashleyMadison: [at bank] *slides teller a note* Teller: Me: T: M: [winks] T: Seriously!? M: uh huh T: M: T: *slides me a lollipop*
@Asbo_Unicorn: It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee