@LurkAtHomeMom: I just don't get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?
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@bornmiserable: You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids.
@jonnysun: i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt hav any chicken so i fried a egg and now im waitig for it to hatch
@JKNenagh: Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun. * scans the laundromat and guess whose they are.