@LurkAtHomeMom: I just don't get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?
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@gwatts77: Me: Can I order the conch fritters please? Waitress: The "ch" is pronounced like a "k" Me: Okay Bick.
@kellysdf: Life was dangerous when I was young. We answered the phone never knowing who was on the other end.
@Coolhand_Comedy: May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning
@pauleggleston: I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!