@LurkAtHomeMom: I just don't get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?
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@jwoodham: I socially identify as the guy who tried to jump off of the sinking Titanic but ending up hitting a massive propeller on the way down.
@CorkyKneivel: Pretty messed up that every year I swallow 8 spiders. And none of them ever call me again.
@Michabean: Careful...I've already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn't end well for you.