@ShipInTheKnight: I just don't understand how moats ever went out of style.
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@shanethevein: The best thing about Twitter is that I can reveal my deepest and darkest secrets and you dumbasses think I'm joking.
@Naked_Superman: What does it mean when you sit next to an elderly woman on the bus and she shakes her head and makes the sign of the cross?
@Ameiam: They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone.