@cowyfwame: I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
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@nattylumpo88: I wish Kristen from finance would tell us her husband was an "attorney" one more time so I could feel better about shitting in her purse.
@flashember: [1st Day after wildebeests take over] I'm safe in my house [Day 7] Thought I heard clattering [Day 21] THEY CAN OPEN DOORS WITH THEIR HOOVES
@InternetHippo: genie: your last wish? [hillary looks upon all of the world’s suffering and nods] ... [somewhere in vermont a piano falls on bernie’s head]