@cowyfwame: I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
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@BrakSucks: [Me and a friend have movie night, order pizza and do some acid] Me: "Hell yeah" Friend: "Hell yeah" Pizza: "Oh hell yeah"
@therealeatwood: ARTEMIS: No man shall boast he has seen Artemis bathe! *turns Actæon into a stag* [Artemis nudes go viral, 2.2M viewers turn into stags]
@simoncholland: You’d think for $40 they’d be able to cut anything but apparently my wife’s expensive craft scissors are not for opening ice pops.
@timdonakowski: Pee your name in the snow and you'll quickly understand why they teach cursive in our schools.