@cowyfwame: I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
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@samfromks: Heads up guys, if you ask your wife how to spell ménage à trois she's gonna want to know why.
@dubstep4dads: i cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton
@AbbyHasIssues: I missed two of my mom's calls, so I assume the helicopter that just flew over my house is part of the search crew she called.
@HelenMaryMe: My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink, until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theater.