@Pumpkinbabypie: I just feel like you shouldn't be using a selfie stick unless you're a T-Rex.
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@UnFitz: Tip: "At the same time" has more characters than "simultaneously." The point is, having a vocabulary helps you tweet gooder.
@AndDesist: I regularly have gold plaques and 1st place ribbons made up for my liver so it knows just how much I appreciate all it's hard work.
@SpencerLenox: A mattress will double in weight after six years, just like everything else I sleep with!
@OfNorthAmerica: I'm gonna make a photo editing type program that makes you look like a Hobbit and call it Frodoshop.