@MrsMikePatton: I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.
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@kumailn: Doctor Who. He can travel to any planet during any period but mostly ends up in places that look like present day England.
@davedittell: if the waitress at this brunch doesn't give me the Mother's Day special then I shaved my legs and stole this baby for nothing