@MrsMikePatton: I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.
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@electrolemon: To some, it's known as "soda." Some call it "pop." Some even order it as "coke" or "cola." The spicy bubble brown juice goes by many names
@ShawnIzadi: Just overheard a guy say he was buying a MacBook so he doesn't have to worry about the Ebola virus. What.
@mo_vitaluna: To all those out there named Christian but are atheist, LOL Sincerely, The rest of us