@MrsMikePatton: I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.
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@shutupmikeginn: Sun Tzu's The Art of War is very applicable in the business world. Just today I made my boss sit facing the window so he had sun in his eyes
@MableGertrude: I wonder if the earth ever looks at the 2016 election and thinks about hurling itself into the sun.
@chuuew: I don't believe Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back. He wouldn't get any balance laying on his shell.
@PaigeKellerman: Way back when, I thought technology would look more like flying cars and less like me yelling "The laptop's not a touch screen," at my kids.