@Alex_N_Chains: I just felt a weird twitching somewhere inside me. I think it might be my liver waving a white flag.
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@SpencerLenox: A mattress will double in weight after six years, just like everything else I sleep with!
@respected_loner: i hate when the news guys say "our nation's capital". stop jerking us around and tell us what city it is
@Cheeseboy22: Parenting tip: If your kids are fighting in the back seat of the car, stick your arm over and swing it around a bunch. That'll show em'.