@JasonLastname: If you ever see a ghost DO NOT put a sheet over your head and make noises. They find it offensive.

@brianbowman73: I was once put in the 'friend zone," but with perseverance that all changed. I'm now in the 'must stay 200 yards away at all times zone.'

@sfreeze6: So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?

@MUMSIEesq: In my defense, they should have been more specific about which part of the restaurant I was supposed to "Drive Thru"

@happily_dad: Dear neighbors, I am not killing my child. I'm washing her hair. Only she sees it the other way.