@NotJPo: I just ate so much Chinese food that now I'm able to use algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems.

@nthall350: The zombie I shot earlier may have just been a kid with chapped lips. I don't take any chances.

@Dawn_M_: This guy is choking on the last hotdog I wanted so I'm just going to let him die.

@TheRobCee: [Jr. Biology class, girls in jumpsuits burst in] OK, who's ready for fun? We're The Photosynthesisters & we're gonna talk 2 U about PLANTS!

@dril: IF SATAN IS READING THIS PLEASE MAKE THE FINGERBOARD ON MY DESK DO 1 FLIP