@E_lok44: I just found a Cheerio in my sofa and we don't have any Cheerios in this house.
@Fred_Delicious: "tell me doc, is it bad news?"
"you've got piles"
"piles of health that is! LOL"
"except in your legs. gonna have to amputate those"
@BlindChow: You hang Up.
"No you hang Up."
No YOU hang Up.
"No YOU hang Up."
- couple fighting while hanging Pixar movie posters
@AGStr8upNinja: If only people were named after their tattoo's.
This guy standing in front of me in Petro Canada Would be named Machine gun-Snake-Jesus.
@Boleyngirly: If your jokes are corny I'm all ears.
@shariv67: Moms. The original autocorrect.