@E_lok44: I just found a Cheerio in my sofa and we don't have any Cheerios in this house.
@stevevsninjas: How Animals React To Smoke
DEER: Bounds away.
MOLE: Retreats to deep tunnel.
BEES, WHO LIVE IN A HOME MADE OF ACTUAL CANDLE WAX: Naptime!
@abbycohenwl: Bring an urn speed dating.
Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, "I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"
@3sunzzz: So it turns out that you can't use Cool Whip as shaving cream, apparently.
Narrator: Ursula needed 3 stitches in an undisclosed location.
@stenokel: "Fiona, You up?"
@J_Dazzle76: Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% battery left