@E_lok44: I just found a Cheerio in my sofa and we don't have any Cheerios in this house.
@jlock17: I FEEL SO ALIVE MCDONALD'S IS GIVING AWAY FREE COFFEE I PASSED 20 MCDONALD'S TODAY DO THE MATH TOO LATE I DID THE MATH SLEEP IS FOR MORTALS
@Aspersioncast: So what do you pack for the end of the world? I'm thinking lots of toilet paper, oh and guns to protect my toilet paper.
@bornmiserable: you know, nobody ever talks about Pennywise's estranged brother Nickelstupid
@Brianhopecomedy: I checked my phone while I was mowing the lawn and now we don't have a garden.
@ThisOneSayz: I gotta say, I've never been in an Uber with red and blue lights!
Also, I don't remember calling for one...