@Contwixt: I just found a Macklemore CD in a Thrift Shop and the Universe imploded.
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@TheBoydP: Wife: What do you think our song is? Me: I'd have to say "Happy Birthday". It's the song we've sung together the most. Wife: Idiot...
@david8hughes: [giving grandmother's eulogy] But on the plus side, that's the fastest she ever got down the stairs.