@wickedblondeone: I just found a quarter in the vending machine, if anyone is looking for a sugar mama.
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@ThingsGoinOn: "Kids are great when you need help around the house." - People who don't have kids
@BallsMcBallski: Me: Most of all, remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve it. Neighbor: If you don't stay out of my heating duct I'm calling the cops.
@ericsshadow: DOCTOR: If you don't exercise, there's really no point in dieting. ME: I can't wait to tell my wife the good news.
@Tayallderdice: U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few months