@wickedblondeone: I just found a quarter in the vending machine, if anyone is looking for a sugar mama.
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@mattZillaaaa: [1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes you out the passenger side door and drives away
@KevinFarzad: Before college I didn't have a degree, or money, or any idea what I was doing with my life. But NOW I have a degree.
@carlyken: My son turns 3 in two weeks and has zero interest in potty training. I'm trying one more time and then it'll be his future wife's problem.