@TinaMav: I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mother's room. I can't believe it... she's a superhero!
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@str8upjuggahos: How can a middle aged unemployed rat with 4 teenage turtles afford so much pizza?
@daemonic3: The average person swallows 8 spiders a year, but the top 1% consume 40% of our nation's spiders. Save some for the rest of us, spider hogs
@murrman5: [rose from the movie titanic a couple years later sitting on crowded bus] excuse me, can you slide over so I ca- "NO, there's no room"