@TinaMav: I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mother's room. I can't believe it... she's a superhero!
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@noog: [meeting at amc network] “Okay so how can we make everyone in Walking Dead look like they smell even worse this season?”
@drinksmcgee: I always buy a woman a popsicle on the first date to get a feel for how things might go later.
@trojansauce: LOIS LANE: *pulls back from kissing* clark your glasses are hurting my nose can you take them off CLARK KENT: no
@RamblingMachine: The worst part of having to kiss someone is when the coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.