@kentgrossarth: I just found handcuffs, a whip and a mask in my girlfriend's bedroom. I can't believe she's a super hero.
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@KenJennings: The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians.
@DillDoes: *secret agent slaps me* I'll never give you answers *he grabs my throat* "WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA" *spits* I'd rather die
@Elizasoul80: Presidential election season; that special time every four years when we find out who we just really shouldn't be friends with anymore.