@joeljeffrey: I just found out gorgonzola is a type of cheese, not a dinosaur. Needless to say, my gorgonzola salad was a huge let down.
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@RobDenBleyker: I hope when the Avengers meet Spider-Man they give him shit for not helping when NYC got attacked.
@darkpassenger74: I just went to church and had communion. Ok it was a gas station and I had 2 donuts but I did say a prayer before scratching my lotto ticket
@RichHarris2: Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork.
@awkwardphilippe: *walks in* Nope! *does a 360° and walks in further* Ah that's why I failed geometry