@13spencer: I just found out that "Birdman" has nothing to do with Hawkeye, and now I want to see it.
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@weinerdog4life: I don't think my blind date was blind, she read the menu and caught the basketball I threw at her
@Cllnsn: Fave bit of the Breaking Bad finale is when Ross is like "DID SHE GET OFF THE METH?" and then Rachel shows up and says "I got off the meth."
@RyanAndrewMitch: Never go to a place that has burgers, sushi, chicken wings and donuts on one menu. Never.
@alli_win: I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live.