@13spencer: I just found out that "Birdman" has nothing to do with Hawkeye, and now I want to see it.
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@timdonakowski: Thousands of married racists are waking up this morning and questioning the skin color of their spouse.
@CulturedRuffian: Chef 1: You can't serve cake for breakfast, moms won't allow it. Chef 2: What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it? 1: GENIUS!
@thatdutchperson: Just called the bank for my account info and a voice whispered 'If you break the pack in half, Ramen noodles can last you two days.'