@Swishergirl24: I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot.
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@weinerdog4life: Blind Date Tip: In the middle of dinner throw a surprise punch to see if they are really blind
@AaronFullerton: "Usain Bolt, Trump regrets/ Gawker downed by Hogan's sex/ Manafort, Putin's pet/ Lochte lies then hops on jet/ We didn't start the fire..."
@realHamOnWry: *unexpected snow fall* Americans: “It’s the end. The apocalypse is here!” Canadians: “Huh…I might need a jacket"