@Swishergirl24: I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot.
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@turtledumplin: Before he leaves for work, my husband whispers the 3 words I love to hear him say... "I made coffee"
@davedittell: hey atheists: if God isn't real then who did I just give my credit card information to over the phone?
@juicymorsel: I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas.