@Awk0Tacoo: I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*
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@beefman138: My local police department must really love me. They've devoted an entire facebook post about me, and described me as 'outstanding'.
@topaz_kell: I'm in a constant battle between wanting a hot body and wanting a hot fudge sundae.
@Shut_up_Marissa: Me: I'm so tired. Phone: Put me down and go to sleep. Me and Phone: HAHAHAHAHA!