@hunz74: I just Googled "cool new rare diseases."
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@BeTheBoy: The first sign I wasn't going to be a doctor is when I called Anatomy "Skeleton Class." Sign two was failing skeleton class.
@Emma_HumbleBea: When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility. It's a, "shit and run".
@weinerdog4life: The date was going great until she spooked me and then I squirted her with ink and quickly swam away