@Cheeseboy22: I just googled "Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don't Fear the Reaper?" and my first response was, "Go outside and do something."
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@goodballs: [sees girl reading Lord of the Rings] "Ah I love that book. The way that guy is just [clenches fist] the Lord of all those freakin rings."
@Bearslietoo: The people you lose sleep over don't lose sleep over you. So, help out and drunk dial them at 3AM....
@spittingllama_: When a girl tells u about her favorite animal - "I'd eat one" is not the right response.
@PyrBliss: I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.