@Poutymcgee: I just Googled "Living with Glaucoma" before realising it was just a fingerprint smudge on my glasses.
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@walterjean182: Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie. I cheddar the world and the feta cheese.
@jordanrubin: "We stopped making the style of jeans that fit you perfectly right after you bought your first pair." -Every store ever
@kelkulus: The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples.
@SondraDeeMe: I'm the Cinderella of finding one shoe at a sale and not finding the other and losing my own along the way.