@krisv_723: I just got a text saying they lost my cell number & could I send it. This is the level of stupid I deal with.
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@chuuew: I don't believe Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back. He wouldn't get any balance laying on his shell.
@Cali_Kid_Mike: So this smoke detector is trying to tell me the battery is so dangerously low that it can only beep 4000 times?