@krisv_723: I just got a text saying they lost my cell number & could I send it. This is the level of stupid I deal with.
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@bobvulfov: [i get run over by a bus] MEDIA: flattened idiot has troubled past, has written over 600 pages of sexualized shrek fan fiction
@TheTweetOfGod: He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. Shut up, is basically what I'm saying.
@nickbilton: The revolution will be tweeted. The sunset, Instagrammed. The relationship, Facebooked. The storm, Vined.
@ehdannyboy: *phone rings* Wife - "Quick! Pretend I'm not in!" Me - *strips naked and does running man* Wife - "...."