@krisv_723: I just got a text saying they lost my cell number & could I send it. This is the level of stupid I deal with.
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@Cravin4: Marital Law & Martial Law while look similar have very different meanings... .. Except at my house.
@TheBoydP: Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words "gruesome discovery" coming from your TV on the morning news.
@KarlreMarks: When I travel I just throw my clothes in a suitcase because I know as an Arab they will search me at the airport and fold my clothes neatly.
@aliterative: If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar.