@SamTR7: I just got an email offering "free bible verses". You know, because who can afford bible verses?
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@BuckyIsotope: [on first date] Yes I'll have the- *whispers to waiter* I don't speak French *points at menu* "The French toast, sir?" Yeah. 6 of those.