@SamTR7: I just got an email offering "free bible verses". You know, because who can afford bible verses?
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@markleggett: In America she's called "Miley" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called "What America would be like if it were a person".
@Storminika: You ever lied so much on a resume, you're actually shocked that they gave you the job? I mean look at me, do I look like an astronaut?
@aveuaskew: "Your resume has MPGMA listed under hobbies. What exactly is that?" Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.