@ibid78: I just got an eyelash in my eye and I'm yelling at it cuz it's supposed to prevent this shit from happening like, "YOU ONLY HAVE ONE JOB."
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@KateWhineHall: Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here.
@jake_lach: Apparently, if she's refused to speak to you for two days your text should not be 'Why are you mad again?'