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@daemonic3: "I just got engaged!"
-- Starship Enterprise
@vDzwa: This is why we study Economics. To understand the importance of resource allocation lol😂
@Donna_McCoy: There's no time capsule quite like the pocket of a coat that's been in the closet for a year.
@UnFitz: "You're just not my cup of tea" I say to someone else's cup of tea.
@briangaar: [interrupts history professor] THAT HAPPENED ON MY BIRTHDAY
@ScottLinnen: Turns out telling a friend "you're giving off a weird vibe tonight" is not the most direct way to tell them they're on fire