@BradBroaddus: I just got hit head on by a crazy women riding a menstrual cycle.
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@jordan_stratton: Whelp. It's December. That time of year when I have zero excuse for being so sweaty.
@brunopieroni: No Amazon, I don't want to sort stuff by "Price: High to Low," who are the billionaires who would even make that an option?
@DaddyJew: Me: so what are you wearing sexy? Collection agency: umm...we'll just call back tomorrow
@RobDenBleyker: Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story.