@BradBroaddus: I just got hit head on by a crazy women riding a menstrual cycle.
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@DoogieHorner: Dogs are "practice babies" and cats are "practice ex-girlfriends you still have to share an apartment with."
@recoveringbapti: I would like to see more realistic math problems in schools cause there ain't no way some kid has 75 melons without stealing a produce truck
@slaughthie: I got called "vein" and I'm just like, k not the most vital component of the circulatory system but still essential so thank you