@jrogasm: I just got off the phone with my mother. She called 12 years ago.
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@3sunzzz: [little old lady struggling to pick up her bag of library books off the floor] Me: [walking by] "It's easier if you lift with your legs."
@BackrowSeats: Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident.