@jrogasm: I just got off the phone with my mother. She called 12 years ago.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Swishergirl24: My favorite part about family dinner is when my brother says how he made 600K last year and I get to say someone made a clock of my Avi.
@JermHimselfish: I met Jay-Z in '09 and he said "Meet my fiance, Beyonce" and I was like "That rhymes, you should rap!" and we laughed and he sold me crack.
@ehdannyboy: "Better out than in," my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Terrible heart surgeon.