@jrogasm: I just got off the phone with my mother. She called 12 years ago.
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@hazelmotes1: Giving your kid a recorder and telling him to go home and practice is how teachers get revenge on society for paying them so poorly.
@beefman138: Steve : I'm going to call it the Steveharmonic orchestra. *Phil creeps up from behind with baseball bat*
@BrandonVine: I bet when Kanye was little he played tag by himself, then argued with himself on whether he was tagged or not.
@JuliaChildCIA: "I have found our arguments quite useful - almost as useful as those I had with my father." - Spock and the guy I end up marrying.