@mishakey: I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real.
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@curlycomedy: You never see baby pigeons because pigeons are cloned by the government. Next question.
@CorkyKneivel: [in bed] "No, I'm serious Amy. If this were a buddy cop movie would you try to avenge my murder even after the Chief took your gun & badge?"
@_Kim_Jongun: For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps. Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp.