@mishakey: I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real.
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@XplodingUnicorn: I tried to explain Pokémon to my 4-year-old. After hearing myself say it out loud, I'm pretty sure I ruined both of our childhoods.
@Carbosly: "I'm scared of thunder and vacuums but this beehive full of killer bees looks delicious." - Dogs
@1Happytwit: If you're already in the cop car, I really can't see how puking in it could make things any worse.
@JohnLyonTweets: Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked.