@mishakey: I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real.
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@CocoJr: 2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say
@PJTLynch: “Very colorful, fun. I’d put it in my mouth” “A bit scary, seems sharp. Still, I’d put it in my mouth” -Baby reviews of stuff on the floor
@Papa_Mex: I've learned a lot about women. Ex: if you're going to the hospital for a gunshot wound & she asks for tampons, you'd better stop on the way
@MarfSalvador: Date: You don't look anything like your profile picture Incredible Hulk: THE BUS WAS LATE