@Teowulf: I just had to add "velociraptor" to my Microsoft Word dictionary because apparently I missed the dinosaurs expansion pack or something.
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@slimmy_shady: "More people are killed by toasters than sharks". So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster, you're in big trouble.
@ReelQuinn: Dingo: The dingo community is known for many other things TV Host: What are cooking for us today? Dingo: I’m making my famous baby coleslaw
@drxubair: Sometimes things are not what they appear. Just because I am sitting with an open book doesn't mean that I am studying.
@Parentpains: Whenever I'm on twitter I always turn my phone upside down to try and collect spare change from your pockets.